The Patriot
10 Apr 2004

I outgrew Santa at 5. Ourgrew God at 7. By 10, it occured to me that I would 
never achieve those spoonfed kindergarten dreams. German word - but you can't 
trust that existential lot.

Sir, I'm an American. We're the biggest. We're the best. We make the movies so 
we can't be wrong. We made those wind-loving natives recognize our superiority 
and we gave them their inalienable rights.

All that slop about freedom and rights makes me sick. If it weren't for the 
alky, my father - no, Ted Kennedy - would still be in power: the best leader 
you've ever had.

The guts. Go for the guts.

I'm not homophobic. On the way over, I stopped at a gas station. The bathroom 
had, like, four seperate sds for gay sex. I'll suck you, I love young cock... 
I thought, wow. I better get out of here.